Show me a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground, and i'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
How can you tell you have a slow dog? He brings you yesterday's paper.
43% of all statistics are useless.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? Now he's all right.
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's too tired.
Im still hot.
They just come in hot flashes now.
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